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10.  "Arggh!" "Arr-rraggh!" 
     TRANSLATION: "Whatcha doin?"  
		 "I'm trying to shoot this guy in the landspeeder."
		 "Can I watch?"
		 "No. Dammnit! You made me miss my chance!"
	Sandpeople try again. Ben makes the save. (ANH)

9.  Fett thinks:"Just stay right there, Jedi-boy." 
     Solo swings blindly, gives Fett a ride, Luke lives, story continues 
	(ROTJ)

8.  "Look out!"  Tie pilot swerves in trench, hits Vader, who tumbles 
    into to space and lives to fight another day.  (ANH)

7.  3P0: "If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance."
    Stormtrooper: "Alright."
    Droids escape (ANH)

6.  The unbreakable weather vane supports Luke's weight. (ESB)

5.  Luke tries to fix Artoo with a can opener, gets Leia's message. (ANH)

4.  Solo steps on twig.  Speederbiker alerts others. Luke and Leia 
    chase...Leia finds Ewoks, Ewoks save rebels, rebels kick ass. (ROTJ)  

3.  Stormtrooper #1: "What was that?!"
    Stormtrooper #2: "Ah, it's nothing.  Outgassing.  Don't worry about it."
    Ben escapes, story continues (ANH)

2.  POW!! Luke: "Uncle Owen!  This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!"
    3P0 suggests Artoo, trilogy continues. (ANH)

AND THE NUMBER ONE INSIGNIFIGANT INCIDENT WHICH CHANGED THE UNIVERSE...

1.  "There goes another one!"  
    "Hold your fire..."
    C3P0 and R2-D2 escape, trilogy continues  (ANH)
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